Good Advice
From Kids
- "Never trust a dog to watch your food." --Patrick,
age 10
- "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look
stupid?' Don't answer."--Hannah, age 9
- Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." --Michael,
age 14
- "Stay away from prunes." --Randy, age 9
- "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." --Emily,
age 10
- "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
your hair." --Taylia, age 11
- "Never let your three-year old brother in the same room
as your school assignment." --Traci, age 14
- "A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a
Tic-Tac." -- Andrew, age 9
- "Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same
time." -- Kyoyo, age 11
- "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk." --Amir, age 9
- "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts." --Kellie, age 11
- "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
horse." --Naomi, age 15
- "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as
lipstick." --Lauren, age 9
- "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a
baseball bat." --Joel, age 10
- "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
Mom when she's on the phone." --Alyesha, age 13
- "Never try to baptize a cat." --Eileen, age 8
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