Jokes

Good Advice From Kids
  • "Never trust a dog to watch your food." --Patrick, age 10
  • "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."--Hannah, age 9
  • Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." --Michael, age 14
  • "Stay away from prunes." --Randy, age 9
  • "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." --Emily, age 10
  • "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." --Taylia, age 11
  • "Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." --Traci, age 14
  • "A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac." -- Andrew, age 9
  • "Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time." -- Kyoyo, age 11
  • "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." --Amir, age 9
  • "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." --Kellie, age 11
  • "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." --Naomi, age 15
  • "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." --Lauren, age 9
  • "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." --Joel, age 10
  • "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone." --Alyesha, age 13
  • "Never try to baptize a cat." --Eileen, age 8